Funeral Arangements for Aubrey Huff being announced today

Aubrey Huff's body found at Chavez Revine
By Cody Bowker

LOS ANGELES - Aubrey Huff was always viewed as a team player during his time in San Francisco, so it was no suprise when he was willing to move to Right Field for the team's opening series in Los Angeles.  Teammates were with the Huff Family today, offering their condolences after the tragic death of the 10 year major leaguer.  

"He was one of my closest friends in the game, and he will be sorely missed." Former teammate Pat Burrell said to reporters.  "I've known him since college, and he was a true teammate."

The team was planning on announcing today when the public service would be.

"We are all still in shock." a team spokesman said.  "We know that Nate (Schierholtz) can handle the job in right while Cody (Ross) is still out, but nobody can replace his bat or his thong in our lineup and our locker room."

Aubrey Huff's rally thong could not be reached for comment.  A person close to the thong said she was inconsolable upon hearing the news.

Huff Daddy will sorely be missed

Breaking News: Buster Posey Sent Down

Breaking News: Buster Posey Sent Down.
By Mr. Saltzman
 
Bruce Bochy was quoted after the game as saying, 

"I don't want them...to make a mistake." said Bochy

According to unnamed sources, Bochy was reportedly furious after a game changing error by Posey and said he can't have a catcher who makes mental errors "that horrible." The former backstop now manager said Chris Stewart's strong spring was enough to convince him that if Posey had a sophomore slump, they "wouldn't hesitate to make a move." For more on this story, click here.

Posey packed his bags last night, heading back to Fresno

Buster Posey's stats for the year are a .250 batting average, 0 home runs, 0 extra base hits, and twice as many strikeouts as hits.  "If that isn't a sophomore slump, I haven't seen one." said a high ranking source in the Giants organization who asked to renamed anonymous.